by Dean

The key to true female satisfaction is on the tip of your nose - literally! Follow my instructions and you'll never go down, in flames, again:

STEP ONE: SHAVE NOSE. OK, not everybody has a hairy nose. But the key is start shaving the fine hair that exists on the tip of your schnozz, even if it barely exists. Because each time it grows back it grows back tougher….	STEP TWO: WAIT THREE WEEKS. Do not attempt to give head like a truffle pig during this time - repeat - do not attempt to give head like a truffle pig during this time.
STEP THREE: Repeat steps one and two three times.	STEP FOUR: YOU ARE READY. By now you should have a small, fine patch of bristly little hairs on the tip of your nose. During your next sexual liason, use this small patch of 'upper nasal hairs' in clitoral stimulation and you will truly be able to give head like a truffle pig.
STEP FIVE: BASK IN YOUR NEWFOUND GLORY as a sexual wiseman.